Litany for the Advent Fast
THE LITANY
The proper response is "Lord hear our prayer"
For the ability to be introspective without totally hating ourselves. Let us pray to the Lord.
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For the ability to be introspective and not think we're doing everything right. Let us pray to the Lord.
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For the ability to be introspective at all . Let us pray to the Lord.
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That we may endeavor to dedicate ourselves to spend as much time seeking our savior as we do looking for our keys.(OK that one is for me but you know what I mean). Let us pray to Lord.
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For the abundance of fruits and vegetables and the ability to desire to eat them when everyone else at the table is eating big chunks of wonderful cheese.Let us pray to the Lord.
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That we may pray when it's hard and we don't want to because "House MD" is on .Let us pray to the Lord
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For the grace to bear the Liturgical changes and not be bugged that one of the servers is wearing blue and white checkered vans behind the altar. (again mainly for me)Let us pray to the Lord.
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For the grace to receive forgiveness from a kind God when we know we don't deserve it . Let us pray to the Lord.
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For the ability to receive Jesus' words not to"WORRY AND BE ANXIOUS" this season. Let us pray to the Lord.
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For the grace to put ourselves last and the hostile stranger behind us in line at the mall first .Let us pray to the Lord.
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Now that's some RECKLESS ABANDON right there- I don't care who you are -
GO BIG!